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i wish girls could have sleep overs with boys without the whole they gonna frick attitude

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he doesnt know it yet, but he wants to break up.

I hope that someday, somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight, and that’s all they do. They don’t pull away. They don’t look at your face. They don’t try to kiss you. All they do is wrap you up in their arms, without an ounce of selfishness in it.

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—	(via homo-sapiennn)

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gallifreyuniversitygraduate:

superwholockgiraffe:

slapmytitties:

can i end my essay with “u feel me?”

Is this the same person who asked if they could start it with “listen here, you little shit” because that would be a fantastic essay

and end every arguement with “I shit you not.”

nodivision:

spineless-faceless:

baby-vegan:

rnassachusetts:

vegans do realize that animals eat other animals right

omnivores do realize that animals also lick their own asses right

vegans realize sometimes people lick each others asses right

checkmate

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

hagalazs:

h-u-m-o-u-r:

Human.
No.
Robotic.
No.
Human.
No.
Robotic.
No.
Both.

this is what happens when you choose the synthesis ending

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blackbruise:

i’d actually go running if there wasnt anybody around to see me stop after 43 seconds

vegay:

sometimes im like yeah but most of the time im like no