Yeah, these are, uh, some nice leaves here, uh, very nice, don’t mind if I just—WAHAHAHAHA.
the sexual tension between you and any other teenager you see at the grocery store
My mom told me to “find a man who respects you like a sea captain respects the sea.” A man who looks at you with awe and reverence but knows you are a force of nature. I like that.
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